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So, now I have Blue Cross/Blue Shield as an insurance carrier and that’s awesome, the shit at Target was awful. Anyway, they sent me this card that told me if I did a bunch of random stuff that they would pay for, they would send me Visa cards full of free monies! DONE!

So, I took a health screening. Well, really, some people took some blood and weighed me and then I got this list telling me how likely I am to die and of what.

Turns out, though this is genetic, my cholesterol is RIDIC! like 341, ridiculous. WOW. Also, I’m fat, BMI of 26.4. What the hell? Last year I was 20 pounds lighter! Why is it that when you get a job and stop having to stop having to work every weekend, you get fat? WHAT’S WRONG WITH THAT PICTURE?!?!?

Alright, enough bitching, time to fix it. I am now on a mission to get healthier! I am going to start by giving up some things that are bad for me and gradually get into a good routine/diet. I will probably eventually go vegetarian (I will never give up my Feta!) because it will help the cholesterol bit. If anyone would live to give me encouragement, feel free!

I’ll probably update this with progress, not so much for you guys to read because you probably won’t care, but more of a way to help me keep track.

First things first, no more booze or soda!

Days without booze: 12 (as of 11/17/11)

Days without soda: 3 (as of 11/17/11) Monday was a rough day.

Also, I have not eaten any meat today. Win.

and…..GO!